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i was taking out eggs to boil when i accidentally cracked one. i decided to try to microwave it. in a cup, i mixed the egg with some water (2-3 tbsp?), soy sauce (2 tsp?), sesame oil (.5 tsp), and pepper.. microwaved for 2 mins.. and it turned out pretty nicely, almost like steamed eggs.

"As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people."

haha.. so true..

"The safest and most accepted choice for a sticker is always one that supports a Democratic Presidential candidate... Stickers that support right wing politics, guns, patriotism, war, or hunting are all unacceptable. It is also unacceptable to use a sticker with a clever slogan that does not support a left wing political cause."

also, it's a good thing wendi's fell off of her car, cuz:

"Note: attaching a yellow magnetic ribbon to the back of your car will result in being shunned from some of the stricter white communities and should be avoided at all costs."

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just watched the christmas special. now that is a good show.

do not disturb: one of the worst sitcoms ever. don't watch it. it's the most generic of situations and the most generic of comedies.

only good thing.. jesse tyler ferguson (richie velch from "the class") is in it, as well as molly stanton (farrah from "twins").

crazy genei-jin combo:

it's combination of these two combos:
first part:

second part:

you know what's really cool, in a dorky way? double-sided printing with multiple pages per sheet. printing 8 pages on only 2 pieces of paper, and having the text be totally legible, is just cool. of course you could even get 8 pages onto 1 piece of paper by printing 4 pages per side, but then the text is too small. i think two pages per sheet and double sided is a good balance. not all printers can do it obviously, but if you've got one that can, like at work or whatever, then dooo ittt.

i used to do multiple pages per sheet, but then i found out the printer could do double-sided printing as well. with those powers combined..

we have a bunch of nerf guns at work.. and people fire back and forth at each other.. but this is a whole nother level of office nerf warfare.

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just saw this today.. screaming mouse was the best..